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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 20:18
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Doesn't Musk hire Security for his Tesla dealerships?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Jurors in Harvey Weinstein trial reportedly fighting among themselves - BBC
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Simple blood test detects cancer up to 3 years before symptoms appear - Earth.com
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Trump Plans Biofuel Quota Boost, Seeks to Crimp Imports - Bloomberg
So they tried
No go.
share office space ...
Vanessa Bryant Denies Pregnancy Rumors with Rihanna Meme on Instagram - Bleacher Report
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How does Bollywood influence Indian culture?
Then came..
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Horoscope for Tuesday, June 03, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Ancient miasma theory may help explain Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s vaccine moves - NPR
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why U.S. bull market for stocks is still intact, according to this strategist - MarketWatch
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...